Are 72 virgins really enough? What if they turn out to be 72 Virginians? If you are bound and determined to blow yourself into smithereens or commit some other irrevocable act of terror, at least buy some life insurance so your (surviving) descendants can live like sultans.
Life insurance by itself is not enough. Large outright inheritances are usually misspent, disappearing completely within a short period of time. Moreover in California, only $9700 in life insurance is exempt from creditors (for example, infidels angry about family members being blown up). [On the other hand, California has great laws banning the carry of firearms even by those licensed to do so, making success easier for outlaws armed at schools (today we had another such case here in OC). Some school boards have been authorizing carry, but Sacramento is working on closing that loophole.]
Therefore, it is imperative that terrorists obtain good estate planning advice and set up appropriate asset protection structures, carefully taking into account long term goals (e.g., not everyone in the family should be a suicide bomber as the dynasty planning won’t work very well).
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She was one of only two members of the Minnesota State House to vote against a bill that would allow life insurance companies to deny payouts to the beneficiaries of terrorists who die in violent attacks on Americans.
Source: Life insurance for terrorists? America’s 1st Somali legislator says ‘yes’
