This Thanksgiving as your dolloping butter and gravy all over your turkey, which was killed so that you may eat it, if a liberal family member or friend chimes in with something inane about white privilege, Islam, global warming or how butter is going to kill you, know that all of us at Louder with Crowder wish you all the best in throwing a drumstick at them. Aim well, friends. Hey, better than throwing knives, right? If you don’t feel like wasting food or wish to keep the dinner table free of violence (LAME!) try one of these handy comebacks instead.
Source: Thanksgiving Survival Guide: Six Rebuttals for Idiot Liberal Family Members » Louder With Crowder
