Cackling Kamala Ringtone
UPDATE: When i first posted this almost six years ago, of course i had no idea Harris would ever be running for president. Now traffic has surged for this post, especially after Biden’s Final Debate. I hope she fails in her bid for the presidency. It was clear when i wrote this that she was extremely anti-gun. So much evidence has come out since of her fascistic Marxist leanings, she is clearly a threat to every American family.
So i am celebrating her candidacy with the Cackling Kamala ringtone. Go ahead and download the .mp3 if your mobile phone is NOT an iphone. As i recall, it was very easy to add ringtones on my Android, back when i had one.
It’s a little more involved with iphones. I’ve done the first part for you, making the .m4a file. After you download it, you need to simply edit the file name (very easy to do), changing “.m4a” to “.m4r”. Next, if you didn’t download it directly using your iphone, you need to get it in your phone files somehow (text, email, airdrop, whatever). Save it where you can find it. Next is the part that can get complicated with iphone (but not too bad) because iphone makes it a little more difficult to get the audio file into your list of available ringtones. There are several ways to do this, using itunes or Music and your computer, but i was never able to get those methods to work so i recommend using the free app GarageBand on your iphone as the easiest way to get the audio file into your ringtone list in settings. Follow the instructions here. It’s fairly easy and took me just a few minutes.
But if someone calls you in public, be prepared to defend yourself.
Kamala Harris and I were both in the Class of 1989 at UC Hastings College of Law, but I did not know her personally — Hastings was in 1986-1989 a large law school (about 1500 students). Although I passed the bar exam the first time I sat for it and was admitted in December of 1989, for some reason Kamala (be careful to pronounce it correctly, first syllable like “Kommie”) was not admitted until June of 1990 so I’m guessing she failed her first attempt. (Looks like she did, based on a number of articles including one by ABA for Law Students.)
If in fact she failed, that’s really amazing since she had advantages not available to me. Her close grandfather was a diplomat, but I didn’t even grow up with a lawyer in the family. More importantly, while I was flailing around the first year trying to adjust to this new way of studying called “law school” which to me seemed like torture, she as a minority student in the Legal Education Opportunity Program (LEOP) was getting first-rate tutorial assistance, including special course outlines only available to those LEOP students. Considering that a single final exam counted for 100% of the grade in these year-long classes, that was extremely unfair!
Apparently affirmative action of a different sort continued after graduation. Willie Brown admits to dating Kamala and helping her career. Willie Brown never dated me or helped my career. But he did help Gavin. Hmmm. (I recall that Willie gave our Class of 1989 commencement address — which I skipped, heading home early — maybe they hooked up there and that had something to do with her not passing the bar?)
Is it unfair to point out how Kamala Harris benefited from affirmative action? The reader can decide, but just about every California gun owner will tell you from experience that the end product of this affirmative action was an anti-American, gun-grabbing beast.
